Dennis Only Responds to Snack Bribes
ā by Casey Bloomfield
Dennis is 60% fluff, 30% attitude, and 10% chicken-based motivation.
Heās not here for your fetch games. Heās here for vibes. And snacks.
If he decides your walk is over halfway down the block? Thatās showbiz, baby.
But hereās the thing: Dennis also has this way of making the most boring days feel like they matter. He insists on looking at every single bush. He sunbathes like heās on a yacht. He makes me pause ā and then stay there longer than I thought I could.
Our life together isnāt picture-perfect. Itās paw prints on the duvet. Itās a stolen sandwich. Itās quiet companionship when the world feels loud.
And I wouldnāt trade it for anything.
Dennis is my everyday dog. A total menace. A total joy.